conditions for auto bailout

i will personally send my share of what the auto makers want, about 67 bucks, if they will look outside their detroit offices next time they design a car.

i never want another ice jam around the wipers, doors that suck every bit of snow off the roof onto the seat, wiper fluid that creates blue snow on the hood rather than hitting the windshield, floors that trap every bit of dirty slush under your feet, trunks that cannot be opened without creating snow drifts on your groceries, or wheel wells designed to hold enough ice to stop a person dead in their tracks.

and i want to buy a car pre-painted with salt stain so i don't have to think about cleaning it.